C                           F
Oh kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy koo
       G                       C
You’re just a little beautiful boy
C                       F
Daddy’s gonna buy you a big yellow truck
    G                            C   F  C
And mummy’s gonna brush away the fwy


[Verse 1]
   C                        F
Oh why do we talk to little kids like this
  G                             C
I wonder how the hell they understand
    C                          F
The poor little kids tryin’ to sound like us
    G                          C    F  C
And we’re tryin’ to sound like them


[Chorus]
   C                           F
Oh kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy koo
       G                       C
You’re just a little beautiful boy
C                       F
Daddy’s gonna buy you a big yellow truck
    G                            C   F  C
And mummy’s gonna brush away the fwy


[Break]
C                       F
Brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr
G                       C   F  C
Brr brr brr brr brr brr brr


[Verse 2]
     C                    F
Well in comes grandma you reckon she would know
G                      C
She’s had seven of her own
      C                            F
She’s knitted woolen booties and a cute little bonnet
    G                   C     F  C
And pa’s made a toy telephone


[Chorus]
   C                           F
Oh kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy koo
     G                       C
He’s just a little beautiful boy
C                         F
Gran’s made a little blue bonnet for you
    G                   C
And pa’s made a useless toy


[Break]
C                       F
Brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr pfft
G                       C
Brr brr brr brr brr brr psss, ohh
C                       F
Brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr pfft
G                       C   F  C
Brr brr brr brr brr brr brr


[Verse 2]
C                 F
Then Mrs Maddigan knocks on the door
      G                        C
She’s made a bunny rug for the cot
C                  F
She’s a nice lady, she’ll understand
    G                         C   F  C
She won’t carry on with tommy rot


[Verse 3]
   C                 F
Oh Auntie Maggie’s made you a rug
         G                       C
And it’s got bunny rabbits on it too
       C                       F
You’re just a little beautiful baby boy
    G                           C    F  C
And oh you’ve done a really big poo


[Break]
C                       F
Brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr pfft
G                       C
Brr brr brr brr brr brr psss, ohh
C                       F
Brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr pfft
G                       C   F  C
Brr brr brr brr brr brr brr


[Chorus]
   C                           F
Oh kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy kitchy koo
       G                       C
You’re just a little beautiful lad
    C                           F
You got a little nose like your mummy
      G                     C   F  C
And a big wee wee like your dad


[Break]
C                       F
Brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr pfft
G                       C
Brr brr brr brr brr brr psss, ohh
C                       F
Brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr pfft
G                       C   F  C
Brr brr brr brr brr brr brr