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All you big and burly men who roll the trucks along
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Better listen, you'll be thankful when you hear my song
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You have really got it made, if you're haulin' goods
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Anyplace on earth but those Hainesville Woods

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It's a stretch of road up north in Maine
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That's never, ever, ever seen a smile
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If they buried all the truckers lost in them Woods
             A         E     A
There'd be a tombstone every mile
          D                 A         E     A
Count 'em off, there'd be a tombstone every mile

         A                    D
When you're loaded with potatoes and you're headed down
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You've gotta drive the Woods to get to Boston town
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When it's winter up in Maine, better check it over twice
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That Hainesville road is just a ribbon of ice

       A                  D
It's a stretch of road up north in Maine
       A                        E
That's never, ever, ever seen a smile
        A                       D
If they buried all the truckers lost in them Woods
             A         E     A
There'd be a tombstone every mile
          D                 A         E     A
Count 'em off, there'd be a tombstone every mile

         A                    D
When you're talkin' to a trucker that's been haulin' goods
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Down that stretch of road in Maine they call the Hainesville Woods
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He'll tell you that dying and goin' down below
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Won't be half as bad as driving on that road of ice and snow

       A                  D
It's a stretch of road up north in Maine
       A                        E
That's never, ever, ever seen a smile
        A                       D
If they buried all the truckers lost in them Woods
             A         E     A
There'd be a tombstone every mile
          D                 A         E     D
Count 'em off, there'd be a tombstone every mile
A    D
*humming*