[ENSEMBLE]
Fat bitch! Fat bitch!

[SHAWNTEL]
Shut up, shut up!
Sit down!

[ENSEMBLE]
Dumb ho!

[SHAWNTEL]
Shut up, shut up!
Sit down!

[ENSEMBLE]
Dumb ho!

[JERRY (spoken)]
Shawntel, it says here you want to be a poledancer?

[SHAWNTEL]
All my life, all my life,
I've been running after other people,
Looking after them, cleaning up their shit,
Now I wanna find my dreams again.

[JERRY (spoken)]
What in a stip club?

[MAN (spoken)]
Good one!

[ENSEMBLE]
Bug-eyed loser! Strip slut!
Bug-eyed loser! Strip slut!

[SHAWNTEL]
Talk to the ass!

[ENSEMBLE]
Strip slut!

[SHAWNTEL]
Talk to the ass!

[ENSEMBLE]
Strip slut!

[JERRY (spoken)]
Shawntel, I can see you have a lot of natural talent.
I also see that you're married. What does your husband think?

[SHAWNTEL]
I dunno, we don't talk...

[JERRY (spoken)]
Well, let's bring him on and find out. Please welcome Chucky!

[ENSEMBLE]
Hillbilly, hillbilly,
Squeal like a piggy!
Hillbilly, hillbilly,
Squeal like a piggy!
Eeee!

[CHUCKY]
Put your fucking clothes on,
You stupid bitch...

[SHAWNTEL]
Don't you touch me,
Or I'll kill you in your sleep,
Cocksucker!
Talk to the ass!

[CHUCKY]
You look ridiculous!

[SHAWNTEL]
Talk to the ass!

[CHUCKY]
You look ridiculous!

[JERRY (spoken)]
So, Chucky, I take it you're not too thrilled with Shawntel's poledancing dreams.

[CHUCKY]
She looks like a clown,
She looks like a slut.

[SHAWNTEL]
He don't know shit,
He never saw me dance,
But he watches other women dance every night,
With his buddies.