I am Señor Chang and I'm so ill
This is a warning I can't be killed
All in your cabeza, without a chaser
Not another teacher with this much flavour
Get your hands up for español
This Spanish evil genius is probably the meanest
Say hello I've got to the clase caliente
It's one cero dos, and I know how much you miss me

I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
No, I can not die
No, I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
No, I can not die
No, I can not die
No

It's the 'C' to the 'H' to the 'A' 'N' 'G'
I do it like Zorro, not Jet Li
My moves are Latin
My loins have spice
I never do laundry, I hate all rice
I know more Spanish than you'll ever learn
Shoot from the hip like my name was Bruce Dern
He was in cowboy movies right?
I'm Señor Chang and I do it all night

I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
No, I can not die
No, I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
No, I can not die
No, I can not die
No